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This is for the people in school

Posted by vampyro241 May. 28, 2009 @ 9:38 PM EDT

It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class. As the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written

on the chalkboard : T T T 1 A ....

She looked at the children and said , 'Who wrote this ?'

Little Keith raises his hand and says , ' I did, teacher '. '

Well , what does that mean , Keith ? ' asked the teacher.

Keith answers , ' It means , ' To The Teacher 1 Apple ' and with that, he gave the teacher an apple.

'Very good,' says the teacher, 'Thank you'.

The next morning , the teacher walks in the classroom and notices once again, something written on the board. This time, the chalkboard

reads: T T T 1 O -

She asked the children , 'Who wrote this?'

Then little Bobby answers, 'I did, teacher.'

The teacher says, 'Well , Bobby, what does that mean?'

Bobby says, 'It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Orange ', and he gives the teacher an orange.

'Very nice, Bobby, thank you', said the teacher.

The next morning ,she walks in the classroom, and she noticed on the board : 'F U C K 1 T'.

Disappointed, the teacher exclaimed, 'WHO WROTE THIS!?!'

Then little Juanito raises his hand and says, 'I did, teacher.'

Angrily, the teacher asks, 'Well, what does this mean, Juanito ? '

It means, 'From Us Chicano Kids , 1 Tamale.'

....It's always the little Chicano kids that get in trouble for no reason at all....

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What does the f' word mean?

Posted by vampyro241 May. 27, 2009 @ 11:42 PM EDT

I'll tell you when I find out how to post this video.

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Random word of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Apr. 1, 2009 @ 4:28 PM EDT

Tibet

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random word(s) of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Nov. 27, 2008 @ 6:58 PM EST

turkey buns

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random word(s) of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Nov. 23, 2008 @ 3:06 AM EST

beans

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random word(s) of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Sep. 6, 2008 @ 9:02 PM EDT

balls

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random word(s) of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Sep. 5, 2008 @ 9:04 PM EDT

manbearpig

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random word(s) of the day

Posted by vampyro241 Sep. 5, 2008 @ 12:51 AM EDT

eggos

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it may be an old movie but

Posted by vampyro241 Sep. 4, 2008 @ 8:03 PM EDT

does anyone know what the movie with the no eye dog is called? no eye, no eye, no eye, no eye

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one of these days

Posted by vampyro241 Sep. 3, 2008 @ 11:02 PM EDT

i'll make a video game so great, i'll make a lot of money. but right now, i just have a lot of ideas.

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